Sunday, July 27, 2014

Bus Fumes

Things I Have Learned About Riding Buses.

When one very obviously drunk man gets on the bus:

DO: Watch him bemusedly while he stumbles and talks very loudly to the man across the aisle.

DO NOT: Lean over to that said man sitting across the aisle after drunkie gets off and say, "And that is why I don't drink."

WHY?  Because man across the aisle is drunkie's friend and even more smashed than drunkie was.  You will then get a lecture about alcohol in moderation and his breath will not smell nice.

​Sending you all this wisdom from Middleton,

Sister Gish