Here's what's next:
The full sweater effect.
I won't tell you how long it took to get that picture
*Close this eye.. no wait.. the other eye! No wait tilt head the other way! Shoot, it looks like I'm in pain. Should I smile? AGH that 's worse! Delete! Delete! Oh well."
Also if you think you just felt an earthquake - you didn't. It was just the sound of every stomach in a 500 foot radius of me, growling as they watch me finish off the most delicious philly cheese steak e'er. (Thanks mom.) *EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY GROWLS OF STARVING COLLEGE STUDENTS* Breaking news, you heard it here first. Someone call Fox 13 and tell them to call off their
I'd post a picture of it but then I remembered I'm viciously opposed to posting food pictures. It's an ethical thing. (See mom? I do have some morals. Damn morals.) Also... I ate it. Please, you think it's going to last long enough for me to stop stuffing my face and take a picture? Good. And you probably don't want to see a picture of what a stomach looks like while it's digesting food.
Wait you do???