Lies I have Told:
A conversation with sister Eichorst:
E: I think I want to get a pixie cut when I go home
G: (like a child at Christmas) Why wait? I'll cut it for you now.
E: Do you even know how to cut hair?
G: .... Yeah... I've done it loads* of times
* twice. Or maybe just once. And I think he went to the barber the next day...
Maybe if the BYU thing doesn't work out I'll go on to realise my new calling of hairstylist.
I can't believe she fell for it. She was speaking in church the next day and everything.
Next time any of you want a haircut and I offer: well you've been warned.