Carol.. here's to hoping you'll catch that title reference.
What I hear on a daily basis:
"Oh I could see your grandma bun across the library."
"Nice old lady glasses."
"Hey we're supposed to dress up in 90s clothes tomorrow.. so Sierra you can just wear what you normally would.
"Buttnugget (guess who this one is from?) you need to stop doing your hair in that compound swoop, Warren Jeffs went to jail today."
"Sierra, is that shirt from the DI?"
It's ok. I'm old. I also like to go to bed early, knit, and bake cookies for my grandchildren. Just call me babushka.