Anyone else feel like an idiot trying to flirt-text? Anyone?
I have an idea. How 'bout you just call me up and we go on a date instead and talk like... I don't know what like. LIKE TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION.
Good comparison eh?
Or better yet? Why don't I call you up? Oh right, because I'm a wuss. Yeesh.
I feel like it should be easier flirt-text. Flixt? Tirt? Flex? I have all this time to craft the perfect response, but that only results in over-thinking every word. Talking in person fosters more genuine reactions I think. If I'm awkward now (after 21 years) I can only imagine the results after I've spent 18 months completely restricted from all flirtatious interactions.
Did you hear that? It was the sound of minds blowing. Mind-blowingly awkward.